Greetings, soon-to-be-brainwashed Internet dweller! This is your... Hold on, someone's talking into my ear piece.
What's that? My first game can be played in Uncharted 4? I have no idea what that is, but why would anyone play a game inside another game? That's just moronic! Wait, does that mean people are finally going to see how handsome I am in HD? What do you mean, the game still looks the same? Then what's the point?!
Ugh, this introduction is officially over! Go read up on your Uncharcoals or whatever.