- Species: Human (Homo Sapiens Sapiens)
- Alignment: Good
Ebenezer Von Clutch makes his workers wear ridiculous outfits while doing ridiculous chores. None of them are particularly fond of Von Clutch since he doesn't pay them much (or at all), despite the extremely dangerous conditions they have to work with. Most of them are desperate to get a little extra cash so they can get out of MotorWorld and find a decent job.
Voiced by: Bill Farmer, Chris Coppola, Charles Dennis, Jess Harnell, and Roger L. Jackson.